If you see any turtles lurking or that look even remotely suspect...call this guy at 1-800-NATE-DOGG...he is currently unemployed and on call 24 hrs a day. He is well equipped with appropriate turtle wrangling tools....in case a turtle comes out of nowhere.

If you thought turtles came out of nowhere before....

just look at this. high speed turtle attacks just went to the next level.