If you see any turtles lurking or that look even remotely suspect...call this guy at 1-800-NATE-DOGG...he is currently unemployed and on call 24 hrs a day. He is well equipped with appropriate turtle wrangling tools....in case a turtle comes out of nowhere.

If you thought turtles came out of nowhere before....

just look at this. high speed turtle attacks just went to the next level.

Is that a turtle......NO it's just Jenkins

The incredibly slow pace of this creature approaching made it hard to distinguish whether or not it was a turtle, especially because turtles come out of nowhere.....but upon closer inspection we came to find it was just Jenkins. An adult female, age 30, residing in Boulder, CO...with a passion for Charlotte Russe clothing, ketchup and strangers.

SLOW DOWN.................

Let the speed of this turtle be a lesson. Remember to slow down while walking and keep an eye out....this turtle came out of nowhere.

WANTED

If you see this turtle call 911.

Not only does it snap, it comes out of nowhere.

One surprised Turtle

This turtle has no need for speed.....that's right. it came outta nowhere, just like they always seem to do.

This week we attempt to use our flip to catch the real life speed of these crazy animals who continue to come out of nowhere.

You can only imagine the shock and awe we experienced while driving on a backroad in NAPA when this turtle came out of nowhere.

To say this was a terrifying experience would most definitely be an understatement.

Ben finds himself waking in the wee hours shaking from the shock this event created.

There is a lesson to be learned here folks.

NEVER trust a turtle.